Denny's Portland

Service was great waitress was very nice and food was good

LONG REVIEW TIME! I went here last week around 9pm with my best friend and my Minecraft goat Paul. 🐐 This was my very first time at a Denny's, so I wasn't sure what to expect. Paul ordered mozzarella sticks, which I haven't had in years. I'd give those a 7/10. They gave me pure delight in the form of an odd nostalgia and happy food chemicals, but realistically, they were mid. 🧀🙂 I ordered the fruit pancakes, and they put chocolate chips instead of strawberries on top. 🍫 🍓🥞 🤌😌💀 I don't mind, and I didn't say anything. 🤐👍I would give them a 7/10. The chocolate clashed a little with the blueberry in the pancake too much for my personal taste, otherwise it would get an 8 or maybe even 9. My friend also got pancakes. We shared a strawberry milkshake 🍓, and as with many milkshakes, it was slightly difficult to drink it through the straw right away. Despite this early obstacle, the milkshake was very good, maybe an 8 or 9 out of 10. Oh, I almost forgot! The pancakes came with hash browns, eggs, and sausages/bacon. My friend and I panicked for a second when they asked how we wanted our eggs 🍳🥚 because we didn't see the question coming. All of these were very good, and my friend absolutely loved the hash browns 💅🥴🥔😋🧡 It took like ten minutes for my friend to pull into the Denny's as the surrounding roads are a slightly confusing maze of one-way streets. 🛣️ 🚗 It likely won't be that confusing for you; it was night time and a less experienced driver in an unfamiliar area. I think some kid thought we were in a relationship which may or may not have led his parents to explain gay people, but I didn't really hear. I'd love to be the reason some kid learns what gay is, and I think it's hilarious it wasn't even a date with a partner but just with a friend and Minecraft goat. Anyways. The music was 10/10! A little difficult to hear, but 2 songs I remember are Riptide and All Star 🌊🎸⭐💚 That's it! Give it a try if you wish. Bonus points if it's between 10pm and 5am. Also I forgot how paying works and doodled rainbows and stuff on my receipt thing. EDIT: wrote this in early April, temporarily deleted when someone I knew followed me, but I decided I'd keep the review up. If you know me, hi 👋😊